Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.
by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
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by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
