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homework suck

To receive oral sex or stimulation while you do homework.
Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.
by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017
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Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.
by leafenway October 20, 2012
mugGet the Suck Pointsmug.

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.
Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.
by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020
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Sucks Chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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Fresh Suck

When she gets that minty mouth cleaning before slobbing your knob
"Honey, I got you that good Listerine, now give me that good 'fresh suck.'"
by Devardo October 4, 2018
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suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.
Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!
by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016
mugGet the suck buttermug.

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
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