Maple Story

A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide

19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!

by ZayBallerr November 4, 2009

Sap Story

When producers provide a large background story on one individual, usually referring to a tragic event in their lives. This is usually seen on shows like American Idol. Usually makes a sap feel sympathetic and start supporting the individual.

Girl: When I was little, my mom died and I had to be raised by my grandmother! I'm so sad but I think I can sing! Please love me!!

Guy watching TV: Ugh I hate this sap story.

by piniyopo May 27, 2009

Brown Storm

A phrase used to describe explosive diarrea. In this context, however, it is implied that the diarrea is being used as a weapon to defecate on another, or to vandalize property. The act of defication is often coincides with yelling the phrase "brown storm".

The suspect was handcuffed in the back of the squard car. As the police officer drove him to jail, the suspect turned around in the back seat, yanked his pants down, pressed his buttocks to the grill in the squad car cage, yelled "brown storm!", and sprayed the cop and the whole front of the car with a messy brown storm.

by mrwheelbarow July 25, 2009

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021

shit storm

when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.

ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."

by uzi4u July 15, 2007

Storosing

Verb.
This must be done with two people. The act of digging up a fresh corpse, lubing up your arm and inserting it into their anus until you can get a good grip on their intestines. Once you get a good grip, start pulling them out of the anus. Once you have a foot of intestine out, have your friend lube up their anus and start inserting the deceased intestine into his or her anus, letting all of the bodily fluids leak into their intestinal tract, until they orgasm.

Present tense - Storos
Past tense - Storosed

1. Dude, Felicia just died a few days ago, she may have a shotgun wound to the head, but we should totally storos her.

2. Gary - Hey John, after being storosed, how do you feel, man?

John - Man, that storosing gave me the best orgasm ever.

by abundanceofcreation August 10, 2018

t-storm

short for a thunderstorm.
a shorter way to write 'thunderstorm.'
but NEVER pronounce it this way.

"It said it was supposed to t-storm," Chrissy said. "So it's surprising that it's so nice outside."

by tina grace October 6, 2008