sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

sour popper

The act of putting sour candy in your anus. The pain is so intense that it results in a high.

"Bro, Tommy did like, eight sour poppers last night. It was insane!"

by God 2 Electric Boogaloo February 8, 2019

sour tot

Means someone you think is sour at first but they are also a tater tot at the same time but you later find out you like or love them

Man Matt you're a sour tot

by Cookiexcupcake January 26, 2018

sour sack

When your sack smells rather sour.

Tanner, after a long hard day I’ve got a bad case of sour sack

by Formidable stank April 21, 2018

Sour

A woman who looks like she hasn’t bathed in a month or changed her underwear. Cottage cheese is growing in her pussy and fermenting. Got a nice snail trail crusting over in her panties.

“That girl’s sour… I wouldn’t touch that shit for a billion dollars. I can smell her from here.”

by Snacksnack March 29, 2025

Sour Belt

A sour belt is when someone tucks their penis between their own butt cheeks and sharts a juicy Tacobell fart they've been holding in for 3 days.

I was craving a sour belt and had to indulge in that sweet sweet aroma...

by ceebs95 September 15, 2022

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018