sniarrhea

sniarrhea when you sneeze and diarrhea on yourself (usally happens in a public place)

Damn I sniarrheaed when I was at the theater and it was VERY quiet but I just sat there because I didn't want to miss the movie so by the time I got up is was everywhere and almost dry

by Nilfnog May 2, 2009

Snip my Headstrings

Cut my Hair

Dude I really need to snip my headstrings, I can't see!

by Celitesmg April 2, 2011

Sniper Fodder

Players of a First Person Shooter fighting at a relatively close range and becoming easy kills for far off snipers.

"Dude, there's a bunch of idiots fighting in the middle of the map"
"I know, they're all great sniper fodder."
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"I'm stuck in a fight at the lowest part of the map. I'm total sniper fodder down here."

by SirDrProfessor October 29, 2012

Sniper

1. A rifle made for killing targets at a high range.

2. A person who can throw a far distance.

3. A person who is a very accurate gunner; a marksman.

1. The PSG1? I love that sniper in COD!

2. Woah, he threw a dart from 50 yards and still hit a Bulls Eye. The guy's a sniper.

3. We needed the man dead, so we sent out our best sniper.

by Saber Hayabusa February 14, 2014

skipad

Something you just sort of do when something completely and absolutely worthless to you is being presented to you. For example, you are going along and are presented by the world with an idiot or moron or loser or some completely benign event or happening that is not worth much to you, then you skipad the situation. The origins of this word are unclear but might be from youtube where a similar feature is available to block the same kind of horrible situations.

I think I am going to skipad this person that is really annoying and rather do something fun. Because whenever I skipad someone who is dimwitted the experience just goes better.

Alice never has anything useful to say, so Bob has started to skipad her.

I am going to skipad the news since it is always information that is not useful.

If everybody would just skipad the elections, then we really would not be in this situation.

by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely June 14, 2018

Sniper

To be able to shoot your load with distance and precision.

Dudette:. My bf is a sniper, he aims for my titties and hits them every time.....mmmmjizzz

by mafiaMike July 2, 2018

Snipe

To wrap your legs around a friends legs and not let go till they counter snipe.

"Oh man he just got sniped"
"You just got sniped..."

by TheRealSnipe March 6, 2018