Sealtd

A word for a small whippersnanper

He is a little sealtd

by 459395 February 28, 2022

Christopher Seals

A dumb ass who says scuba Steve way too fuckin much.

Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.

by Hehehehe234 June 21, 2019

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

by dietrash May 24, 2021

Fat Seal

God

Fat Seal Is God

by Epix_beanz February 22, 2022

Clubbin' baby seals

When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.

Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."

by OpulentCorpse September 19, 2009

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014