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Russell Brunson

Russell Brunson is a name that's synonymous with internet marketing and sales funnels. He's the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped countless entrepreneurs build their online businesses. Russell's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set, just like his fellow internet entrepreneur buddies Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. These guys are like the modern-day Rat Pack, except they're focused on dominating the business and social media world instead of Las Vegas. Russell might not be as flamboyant as some of his internet celebrity counterparts, but he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His sales and marketing strategies are so effective, they might just make you want to throw your money at him. But don't worry, he won't mind.
Russell Brunson is a prominent figure in the internet marketing and sales funnel industry. He is the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped numerous entrepreneurs to establish their online businesses. Along with his contemporaries such as Josh King Madrid, Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, he is known as the modern-day Rat Pack. Brunson has appeared in a number of films including World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. Although he may not be as flashy as some of his colleagues, his sales and marketing strategies are highly effective and have earned him a reputation as a powerhouse in the industry.
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Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
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Russell

A rather damp man who is often narcissistic and charming who might offer aggressive unwanted sexual advances.
Be careful. I think he might be a Russell
by The first thing you see September 17, 2023
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Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
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Rossed

When you try and find a place you’ve only been to a few times and can’t
I tried to find The Other Bar but ended up getting Rossed
by Dr KEviN Miller September 20, 2023
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
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