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a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back
by sl0osh May 6, 2019
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Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.
Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
by John Molstad April 17, 2005
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red rocket

A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.
My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.
by King Kai February 10, 2005
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corn rocket

A fecal log that is inundated with an abundance of undigested corn. Thus resembling a chocolate coated corn on the cob.
Eric had abdominal pains the morning after the barbeque. When he took a shit he left a fine example of a corn rocket in the bowl, that anyone could be proud of.
by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007
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polishing your rocket

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.
by Tedwise October 27, 2003
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Crit Rocket

crit Critical Critical hit
A term used in Valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (Short term: TF2) by players to define a rocket shot by the Soldier, along with a critical hit with the rocket to make it an instant kill. Fairly frowned upon by the TF2 community, sometimes can be considered as rocket whoring and is similar to rocket whore, whoring, etc.
Player 1: OMG! WTF! YOU KILLED ME WITH ONE ROCKET! STUPID CRIT ROCKETS!

Teammate: Damn, that guy is getting a lot of Crit rockets
by someguy12345 March 19, 2008
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Hot Rocket

When a man let's out a large turd and puts up a womans vagina.
I pooped out a huge Hot Rocket a foot long and used it as a dildo on my woman.
by Sick Mike September 8, 2007
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