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Radical Republican 

The trustworthy, fearless members of the Republican Party who stand behind George Bush, his Administration, and their representatives and senators in Congress. Their beliefs and opinions tend to be far more intense that the average Republican and conservative.
Most Radical Republicans are located in the South and lower Midwest. However, their numbers are also great in the Rocky Mountain states.
Radical Republican by A Hoosier December 9, 2004
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racist Republican 

A member of the political party responsible for the emancipation of black slaves in the early 1860's, and passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1957 granting black people the equal right to voting access. Despite this, and the fact that the Democratic party opposed both emancipation, the Civil Rights Act of 1957, and the more broad-sweeping Civil Rights Act of 1964, all Republicans are, in fact, racist. Despite a 150 year history of opposing equal rights for black people and supporting slavery, all Democrats are, in fact, not racist. An example of a racist Republican might be George W. Bush (it is well known that Bush "doesn't care about black people"), or Trent Lott, who thought that Strom Thurmond, a former Dixiecrat who opposed desegregation, would have made a good president. An example of a non-racist Democrat might be Senator Robert Byrd, a former Ku Klux Klan member, or the original racist Republican himself: Strom Thurmond, who was a Democrat until 1964.
"Damn that racist Republican Abraham Lincoln!"

log cabin republican 

A gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Hence, Log Cabin Republican.
Person One: Rzs must be a queeny fag.
Person Two: Really? Isn't he a republican?
Person One: Yea, a log cabin republican. Just like Larry Craig.
Person Two: So, is he also a self-hating bigot?
Person One: Honey, all log cabin republicans are.
log cabin republican by Splurge24 October 13, 2008

Banana republican 

a nick name given to Gorge Bush because of his likeness to a monkey
we had to watch the banana republican give a spaech in class today

gay republican 

Theoretically, no gay Republican politicians exist because the GOP is a pro-"family values", christianist party which despises LGBT people.

In reality, about 45.3412% of male Republican politicians (and climbing) rilly want some of that viking love but act like homophobic dicks in public in a desperate attempt to hide their secret attractions. 'Til they get caught in a "compromising position", that is.
"_I am not gay!_" -- protest of self-identified not-gay gay Republican IN state senator Phil Hinkle, who attempted to have a business sexual relationship with a young man Hinkle contacted on craigslist. Hinkle was subsequently outed to his wife by the other man after Hinkle gave the man his smartphone in a state of panic. (2011)

See also: Larry Craig, Tom Foley, Troy King, Roy Ashburn, etc. urban dictionary could have a spin-off site with just gay Republican follies.

Facebook Republican 

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.
Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

Alabama Republican 

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.
The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.
Alabama Republican by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017