Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

Red Forman

Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.

Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.

by whatserface November 25, 2007

Red V

An Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull and Vodka.

Hey.. My friends and I are up for a wild night and need a pick-me-up.. Toss us some Red V's

by Rederon January 30, 2004

red part

the love shaft that come out of a dogs sheath when it is aroused or having sexual intercourse with another k-9 or someones leg.

that pooches red part is leaving residue on your jeans.

by Polaris_rider September 10, 2005

Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.

Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"

by titans101 May 8, 2010

Red Light Rave

An impromptu "rave" held when the car is stopped at a red light. Participants ensure that the music is as lous as possible before frantically jumping out of the car and dancing in the street.

The objective is to exit the car, begin to dance, and jump back into the car before the light turns green. Best done in large groups or when high.

The light's red, everyone get out and red light rave!

by kitty_boomboom June 3, 2010