prison turkey

what the male asshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male's asshole becomes the equivalent of the female vagina

"Damn, Tyrone. Your prison turkey is feeling real damn good right now."

"Is it Thanksgiving? If so, then bend over. I'm feeling in the mood for some prison turkey."

by ssgssj May 18, 2015

prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.

I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.

by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016

prison enema

Prison slang for when a man pees into another man's ass during anal intercourse.

Prisoner 1: Hey did you see Big CJ give the new guy the prison enema last night?
Prisoner 2: Oh shit, really? That must've hurt.

by Kebi69 April 10, 2017

Proon

An insult, somebody who is not clever

Shut up you proon

by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020

Prison Pudding

Whilst in a prison cell, or really anywhere within the confines of a prison, one dude (the top) ejaculates inside another dudes ass (the bottom), and then a third dude eats the cum from the ass of the bottom.

Hey bro, hurry up cumming inside George, I'm hungry for some prison pudding!

by Empress Comingling's June 23, 2021

prison man mike

Ahh “prison man mike” -when some refers to you as this phrase it means you are going away for a long time, so far and long that you end wearing the shinnyest shackles know to man, also another term used for armadillo or tractor

Man- “is prison man mike getting on”
Man #2- “ I don’t think he’s getting on for a while”
Man- “ for how long”
Man#2 “so far”

by Kavsiwvdyejekwos August 3, 2021

Prison party

A party or other social event in which large groups of people, usually convicted felons, engage in raucous sodomy and other jail-time related activities.

1: Did you go to that righteous prison party last night?
2: Of course! I wont be able eat pizza for a week!
1: Snarf!

by Cbryson August 28, 2010