predisastered

When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.

Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.

Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2020

President Scar

Somebody who cares more about the group as a whole instead of just himself. When they are describing games that are weird they call them "funky". They are also professionals at all video games.

You act just like a President Scar.

by mrein5 December 8, 2020

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.

The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)

by ANDLOP January 12, 2021

President Poggers

President Poggers can be used to address the all divine and godly leader of the Poggers cult. He comes in many forms but they are all sexy

Person 1: hey do you know about president Poggers?
Person 2: hell yeah I do he is so sexy

by RMC_Prankster February 18, 2021

pResident

A person who appears to be president of a country or institution but obtains the position through dubious means.

Note: The "p" is silent.

Visitor: I am excited to meet the President.
Tour Guide: I'm sorry but the President is not here.
Visitor: Too bad. When will he be back?
Tour Guide: In about 4 years. However, you are gladly welcome to meet out pResident.

by CBSquared March 30, 2021

Presentate

When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.

“Okay guys, I am going to presentate my project.. w-wai-wait a minute....... oh sh-“

by I can’t find my own name April 1, 2021