porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.

Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

lesbian porn

The reason why I use the net.

Lesbian Porn is my reason for living.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Porn Pill

When a guy/girl masturbates in order to fall asleep or feel sleepy

Case of insomnia? That's fine just take a porn pill

by hunkofbeef July 30, 2010

SFW Porn

Porn that was been edited using Photoshop or MS Paint to cover up anything that would be NSFW, usually in a comical manner.

"Man, I was looking at some SFW porn during the seminar and no one noticed!"

by PeteyCoco October 26, 2009

Porn Jazz

The term 'Porn Jazz' relates to background music often used during scenes of a sexual/erotic nature.

The U.K TV channel, 'Channel Five' showcased a great deal of Porn Jazz during it erotic late night movies during the 90's.

That was some quality Porn Jazz accompanying Fanny Hill last Friday night.

by Roystonvasey18 July 22, 2009

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009