Poké-blow

Whilst experiencing a particularly strong orgasm you let out a cry resembling a Pokemon cry from the original Pokémon games

"Jenny gave me the best head last night. I think my poké-blow put her off a bit though"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

Pokedriving

The act of playing Pokemon Go while driving, with the intention of catching 'em all whilst exerting minimal effort. A modern but less intelligent version of wardriving

There's a gym across town, wanna go pokedriving?

by Sark1982 July 7, 2016

Pokemotorist

People who play Pokemon Go while driving, thereby thwarting any social and exercise benefits of the game, while also putting themselves and others in harm's way. See also: lazy ass.

Who's that asshole going 15mph through downtown past all of the "town history" placards? I need to get to work!! Goddamn pokemotorist.

by Lizbrella July 16, 2016

pokeballed

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.

dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!

by vicente fernandez July 21, 2016

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Pokemon Go

the only reason why people are outside

kid:I play Pokemon go everyday

random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf

by UnsubToDRM June 10, 2017

pokered

When you don't give a shit at a given time, a state of mind

She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.

by edgy chav November 29, 2017