James Pitts

James Pitts, a pure sweetheart, gentlemen and a deep thinker. He’s good at complimenting and making you feel special. Is a good clicker with a decent size dick. He’s an adventurous man with lots of energy, he’ll also protect no matter what. He’s also a pure savage with all the right intentions, and smells of wood and pepper. Also with tendency of doing weed. Also very strong, with rock hard abs.

“Damn I need a James Pitts to keep me happy”.

by The Desire August 9, 2021

pittsburgh

A boring, provincial city in western Pennsylvania that is nonetheless a very nice place to live.

"Believe it or not, I really like Pittsburgh."

by Jayque October 16, 2003

Pittsburgh Stinger

A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.

Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.

by J - Dub July 16, 2008

Pittsburgh Tea Party

The outflow from urinating in your partners ass. Resulting in a tea colored (but not flavored) discharge. That's a Pittsburgh Tea Party!

I was doing your mom in the ass last night and I had to piss so bad that I just decided to have a Pittsburgh Tea Party.

by teapartychamp January 11, 2010

pittsburgh pound-her

while pounding your girl doggy style pull out mid thrust and begin to fuck her ass while jerome bettis spikes a football on her back and smacks his dick off her face.

last night justin was giving his gf the pittsburgh pound-her while jerome bettis was wearing his super bowl ring! she was not happy.

by The Vulcan October 19, 2007

Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions

Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

The Pitts

The worst show in the history of television.

The family, and the show, are The Pitts.

by Donkey Kong Song December 26, 2003