Many people don't always get a chance to get to know a Phil as they aren’t always social and can be recluses living in their art dens… listening to electronic music… while eating porridge, but once you do get to know one there's no going back and you'll fall in love with your Phyllis.
Phil’s have a knowledge of this world like no other, love a good yarn about the back story of a book or a director’s cut special addition and can do the best Arnie impressions.
When a Phil finds their calling they love it with everything in them and share that passion bringing light into others’ world. Phil’s are absolutely amazing people that are always there for anyone. They never fail to make people smile or laugh, even if they are feeling down. While Philip’s can be very stubborn, sometimes grumpy, their cuteness outweighs it all.
Phil’s have a knowledge of this world like no other, love a good yarn about the back story of a book or a director’s cut special addition and can do the best Arnie impressions.
When a Phil finds their calling they love it with everything in them and share that passion bringing light into others’ world. Phil’s are absolutely amazing people that are always there for anyone. They never fail to make people smile or laugh, even if they are feeling down. While Philip’s can be very stubborn, sometimes grumpy, their cuteness outweighs it all.
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He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
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Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.
Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.
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