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poo pooing

Claiming something to be useless, unnecessary, stupid, or dumb. Characterizing an action as superfluous or unimportant
Sarah Rader was poo pooing people owning pets.
by H B Pennypacker May 4, 2008
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poo parlor division

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual January 28, 2006
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poo tag

when having a bath the crusty poo melts off your bum and u try to move the poo chunk toward the drain but the poo resists all motion and u can never quite catch it.
If u wipe yo ass you will never need play poo tag ever again
by MikeBoulding January 17, 2007
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poo canal

Often confused with shits creek, the poo canal is any body of water containing 73% fecal matter. In the poo canal you dont even start with a paddle.
Where Sanjay? He's snorkeling down the poo canal.
by Nick Chernish May 3, 2007
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poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.
"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"
by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter
by Casual Observer 4565 April 4, 2006
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