pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

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Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024

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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

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Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025

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pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

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A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.

Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.

by QuacksO April 1, 2025

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