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Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.
paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .
by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016
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Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?
My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.
He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.
by Jaip October 18, 2018
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Potter

In the UFC (ultimate fuckboi championship)it is a move declaring that the fighter is ready. This move is usually

preformed by men with a gut. The fighter will pull up on his gut with both hands followed by getting into their fighting stance. This move is enhanced by the amount of times that it is repeated before the fight. It is commonly accompanied with phrases such as "come at me bro" and "what's up bitch".
The prison guard preformed the potter to let the prisoner know that he was about to get his ass whooped.
by Clicker_of_Bait May 25, 2020
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paxterya

A really good minecraft server, which you can join at paxterya dot com/join-us
Person 1: Hey, do you have a good minecraft server to join?
Person 2: yeah dude, join paxterya!
by advertising paxterya October 21, 2020
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pattreyenst

“Bro these pattreyensts are the best things ive had in years
by Reas81 Aj May 3, 2022
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plattered

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered
by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022
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