Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Little Nuts

Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.

Adam Campbell’s got proper little nuts fo real.

by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.

Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL

"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"

by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019