Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

a sex position where you get in a tomato costume and throw tomato sauce everywhere while eating tomatoes.
you won't regret it or look like a giant idiot doing it.
you won't regret it or look like a giant idiot doing it.
"let's do the tomato!"
by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023

by Yellowstar April 7, 2015

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".
by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.
by Chabanger August 27, 2025
