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Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022
mugGet the Max Di Tomatomug.

fucking tomato

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato
by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
mugGet the fucking tomatomug.

tomato

a sex position where you get in a tomato costume and throw tomato sauce everywhere while eating tomatoes.
you won't regret it or look like a giant idiot doing it.
"let's do the tomato!"
by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023
mugGet the tomatomug.

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon
Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes
by Yellowstar April 7, 2015
mugGet the Bowl of tomatoesmug.

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.
She's the tomato crisp of the group
by anonymous537 March 12, 2019
mugGet the Tomato Crispmug.

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.
I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".
by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024
mugGet the Tomato Tittiesmug.

Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.
by Chabanger August 27, 2025
mugGet the Tomato Sandwichmug.

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