noobjob

When somebody completely new at a game gets hustled and owned.

In chess it was Louis against a guy who had never played before. he had no idea what was coming. defeated in 15 moves, a total noobjob.

by Sir Key August 3, 2007

noobjaculator

Someone who is new to the practice of ejaculation and or masturbation.

Dude, Bill is such a noobjaculator, he nearly cried at the end of ookie cookie because he was new to it and it took him too long to ejaculate so he had to eat the cookie when everybody else was done.

by circle-jerker December 22, 2008

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009

noonurs

The equivalent to the word "boobies" but when typed on a Blackberry Pearl, slightly intoxicated, it might come out as this.

How big are your noonurs?" "What!?

by Encryptedc August 9, 2010

noodle belly

N. Stretch marks and loose skin on the abdomen of a women. As a result of a lack of exercise after pregnancy.

”she told me she had no kids. I knew that was a lie when I saw her noodle belly."

by Sherrie Casady November 10, 2010

noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.

Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.

by #falconpride May 10, 2011

noobfaggot

a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot.

Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist.

by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011