Muschel

Someone who does all homework and starts prepearing for examinations 3 month before they take place.
Muschels also write 20 pages of summery for every exam but when the teacher asks them a question in class they can't even answer the easiest questions.
Big fat ass muschels also are uptight af.

-Carmen whats the capital city of Sweden?
Uh ahh hihi, I don't know.

-*crowd screams* MUUUSCHEL

-Hey Leonie, can you send me your 40 pages summary for the next exam?
Uh ahh, no I haven't finished it yet.
-Damm I know you have you big ass muschelinio * Turns airdrop on*

-Hey Tanja, let's get drunk and have some fun!
- uh ahh hihi, no I can't I'm a muschel and have to go home to write some more summaries.

by Muschelino3000 April 23, 2019

Muscle Endurance

the ablitily to carry on muscle activity over a period of time.

he has great muscle endurance

by Your GrandMother October 20, 2008

muschan

Bitch assed honkey monkeys who rouse late in the day, smoke some good good and shove bananas up they asshole

Man 1: what the hell is the ruckus in here and why does it stink like shit??

Man 2: fucking muschans

by Big dick dangly balls February 6, 2014

muscle pack

High quality marijuana. Predominantly kush and purp. Strong Weed.

" Im high as the clouds right now. I been smoking on that muscle pack from Cali."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

Muscle digger

It is kinda like a gold digger but instead of money she is all in it for the muscle and that is the only real reason she like you

Hey bro how was your date last night?
It was all right but she is a muscle digger.

by Naughtystevie February 25, 2015

Muscle Sucker

1. Domestically speaking, somebody who is not from the location where they currently live; A transplant.

2. Somebody who moved to the location they live in, as opposed to growing up there, especially in a smaller or coastal town. As heard in the film "City Island".

He's a muscle sucker, only been here for a couple years. Couldn't possibly have known she was your sister.

by zebulondak March 8, 2017

Muscle Tourist

Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!

Bro check out John he is so fat now! Yeah turns out he just a muscle tourist.

by Black Techno Dude July 28, 2017