murphizzle

matts name

murphizzle collectizzles snapple caps

by samizzle July 17, 2003

murphy's law

The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.

If something can go wrong, it will.

by AvengerXP September 4, 2003

murphy's law

Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.

It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)

by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Brittany Murphy

creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.

Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"

by Eminem July 12, 2003

murphied

Term relating to an individual, though mostly woman, who carelessly end relationships and marriages, takes as much loot as they (she) can get, moves out, returning to live in her parent's home. Term can only be applied to individuals who have demonstrated such behaviour at least twice. (2 divorces,etc.) Terms also lends the air of the individual appearing to be saveable, when in fact, they are childish, materalistic victim and now "damaged goods".

Dude, she's back at her mom's. He totally got murphied by that bitch.

by PseudoPilot May 13, 2005

murph

To totally fail at something, die in the arse, fuck something up completely, etc

A: How did you fare on your date?
B: I totally murphed it, but thanks for asking

by cougarr May 21, 2008

murphy lee

he iz coool i gots 2 admit but nelly iz waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotta!! sorri murph u got a long way 2 catch up 2 mi baby nelly!!

oh who cares itz writen above!!

by nellyzwife4evar January 21, 2004