Diarrhea Margarita

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Austyn Morgan

The cutest guy you will meet in your lifetime. He will care for you until the day he dies and will love and cherish the girl he loves and will never let them down. So if you meet Austyn In your life, you are the luckiest human to ever live.

Wow look at Austyn Morgan man he is so awesome

by Smoogle buff April 10, 2020

To Morgan

When you lift your leg to try to fart on someone and accidentally shit your pants into their face.

To Morgan: Did you just Morgan on Greg?

by Shad Stevenson September 6, 2020

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor

I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.

by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021

Derek Morgan

A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.

Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan

Person 2: Well to bad

by Diablo. January 24, 2021