midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

by rorymac November 29, 2016

midget

An offensive term used to describe anyone who is very short for their age. Socially acceptable ways of saying this include dwarf, and LP (little person).

Hey, look at that midget.

(note, i do not condone calling a dwarf a midget. Calling them this makes it extremely likely for you to get your genitalia punched back up into your stomach)

by TheIronSoldier2 March 18, 2016

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

midget pile

a pile of midgets

there is a midget pile over there

by marlakita July 30, 2017

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017