midget

a very short person (skwid)

Skwid is a midget.

by skwidisshort June 20, 2023

thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.

So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.

by OnTheRye August 22, 2024

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Midget

I SMALL LITTLE SCRUB

BOB IS A MIDGET BOB IS SMALL

by Jimmy1% October 27, 2017

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021