drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017

significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.

"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

Here's another example sentence:

"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."

by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

gay-midget

child-sized people who like the same sex they are

"your a gay-midget!"

by Joe-mama-yo-mama April 26, 2022

midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 23, 2024

midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.

Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.

by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017