michigan

My home state. 3 days ago it was around 55F now its 15F. in the winter the weather is like northern greenland, in the summer the weather is like southern australia. we only get 3 months of summer so its pretty cold here.

Bad. shitty as hell government, bad winter weather, ALOT of crime, one day it could be 70F the next -20F, no jobs.

Good. Best hunting in the usa, low gas prices, low jerkey prices pretty much anything you can buy anywhere else for 20 bucks you can get here for 5.

It's cold

It's affordable

It's michigan

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 9, 2006

Michigan

My hometown. Beautiful state and very nice and fun swimming in Lakes. Far better than California.

California kiss my @$$! Michigan rules!!

by Max von Trapp September 8, 2007

pinball machine

sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"

"Jessica came crawlin back."

"So?"

"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"

"Niiice."

by mecher_440 January 21, 2010

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

Rage Aganist The Machine

most often called Rage AGAINST the Machine or RATM for short.

by spell-checker October 25, 2003

portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 25, 2007

McChicken

The act of robbing McDonalds for a sandwich that is so delicious and only 99 cents.

Everytime walter eats a McChicken he is led to believe that he has robbed McDonald's.

by ROBBINMICKEYD'S June 3, 2010