Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Operation Cyber Monday

For those that know, know.

We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.

by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.

I'll see you on Monday

by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025

Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Monday's

Derogatory for black people

Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's

by George Wallace June 7, 2018

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018