Asian McFloy

He is the man next to you, your teacher, the guy who pumps your gas. He controls the destiny of all human life. He is the master of all living things and plastic. He is who he is and has always been. No he's not God, he's Asian McFloy. He is an unexplained mystery. Don't try to understand him. He is beyond the scope of human understanding. He's like the matrix, but living. He is Asian McFloy

Look its Asian McFloy.
Dude I heard Asian McFloy does it.
That's so Asian McFloy

by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004

Herpa McFlurry

When a employee of McDonald's who has contracted Herpies pisses in the McFlurry machine before making the McFlurry.

Sarah: You know that douch that always came through drivethrough?

James: Yeah.

Sarah: Today I gave him a good taste of my special Herpa McFlurry.

by DatNucka January 19, 2011

Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

by Longo January 18, 2008

fatty mcfat fat

a person with unusually large fat flaps.
also one who loses shoes becuase they are frequently absorbed by their stomach which has so much fat it is a living organism.

spencer: hey bogdan! you sure are a fatty mcfat fat!!
bogdon: shut up, its not funny

spencer: uhoh! i lost my shoe bogdan! get it out before your fatty mcfat fat eats it!
bogdon: shut up! its really mean...

by Spencuh Wurr August 27, 2007

Mcflurry

When a male masturbates into a bucket for 2 months and then while fucking a girl throws it into her face. The bucket can have m&m's and other treats you would see in a McFlurry

Dude you just McFlurry that girl you are a legend

by TS1224 January 16, 2008

Mcfatty

An awesome MCconcoction that consists of a MCchicken piled onto a double cheeseburger with bbq sauce added.

Me: "The Mcfatty sounds like the grossest idea since the roman helmet."
n00b: "GOD I love mcfatties!"

by NicholasridiculouS November 21, 2005

McFlurry

Shooting your load up a girl's nose while she gives you a hand-job

Should have seen the look on her face when she got McFlurried.

by Scroticus December 23, 2003