missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air as you wrap one arm around her leg, and if your a coda, you can have the other hand around her neck
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Anonymous 3 years ago
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
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naina: die mart
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He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin
by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020
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He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena.
Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena.
Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
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BLG Fan #3: I hear he used to eat ants in kindergarden
BLG Fan #4: I hear he does commercials for Baskin-Robbins
BLG Fan #5: Every night at 11:11 he makes a wish
BLG Fan #6: One time he co-wrote a song with Taylor Swift
BLG Fan #7: And it was included on the short list for Best Original Song at the 82nd Academy Awards.
BLG Fan #8: One time he carried John Keefe and ran down a hilly street in Seattle... and both faceplant in the asphalt... It was awesome.
BLG Fan #2: Martin Johnson is flawless!
BLG Fan #3: I hear he used to eat ants in kindergarden
BLG Fan #4: I hear he does commercials for Baskin-Robbins
BLG Fan #5: Every night at 11:11 he makes a wish
BLG Fan #6: One time he co-wrote a song with Taylor Swift
BLG Fan #7: And it was included on the short list for Best Original Song at the 82nd Academy Awards.
BLG Fan #8: One time he carried John Keefe and ran down a hilly street in Seattle... and both faceplant in the asphalt... It was awesome.
by freakbeatphntom July 28, 2010
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