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luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.
All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
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Lucchini

the real italian family. they keep their females in line, the clothes fresh, and their beats smooth. they can get close to any girl they want. they run the best steel company in the world.

Known Relatives: Benculic's, Greco's, Peleti's
"nick and frank get all the girls"
"really , ah man they must be lucchini's or greco's
by frank and nick , we go hard February 28, 2009
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Larchmont

Larchmont is a town located in southern Westchester County and is basically the richest town in the u.s. and probably one of the richest in the world. It's at the very bottom of New York state on the water (long island sound) and everyone belongs to some kind of yacht club or country club. All the parents are either doctors, lawyers, business owners or bankers and everyone's house is well over $1,000,000 no matter how small it is. The town is full of fancy cars and not only do the adults drive fancy cars but so do the kids (think BMWs, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Audis, Maseratis.) This town is also one of the preppiest out there (think polo shirts, khakis, sperrys, etc.) Not only are the people preppy but they also wear every kind of designer clothing, shoes, and bags you could think of. The kids are all super snobby and spoiled and go to one of the best most fancy high schools out there and most of them play some type of rich sport like squash, lacrosse, or horseback riding. All the kids will end up getting into extremely competitive Ivy League schools. This will make it easier for them to get good jobs even though they wont need them because most of them will already be set for life due to the trust funds set up by their parents. If you aren't rich and preppy you probably don't belong here. The surrounding towns- Scarsdale, Rye, Bronxville, and a few others are basically identical and have only a few minor differences.
Mom: How about we go to Brooks Brothers and get you a nice outfit to wear to the Larchmont yacht club tonight?
Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.

Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.

Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.
by GiGi85 September 8, 2012
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Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.
office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."
by Andy1357 August 25, 2009
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lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.
by BekW May 8, 2011
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Luncharoo

I just got some luncharoo.
by KoalaMary May 28, 2011
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lunch style

having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.
Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.
by JohnnyLurg December 31, 2011
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