Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.
"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"
by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024
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Lag Fag

When you lag on Lilly because you're in a relationship. >:(
Dude, you're being a real Lag Fag!
by daddy squash June 25, 2020
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Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.
Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.
by CoDSlayer April 07, 2016
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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 01, 2019
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Lee Lag

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)
"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."
by Just a fun loving intern. June 26, 2013
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big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left
I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging
by teenbishkokie May 02, 2021
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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