Shlob My Knob

Slang term used to say suck my dick, Shaun My Daley, or any other referance to the act of inserting your dude meat into a persons mouth

I'll give you a ride to school if you shlob my knob

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 11, 2008

sticky knob

When one commits the ultimate in revenge actions by ejaculating onto the door knob of the house that is being toilet papered.

Hurry up Benny and leave this poor douche a sticky knob so we can go.

by candon September 7, 2005

Turning the knob

When you do everything leading up to sex but not the actual deed itself - like turning the knob of a door but not ever actually opening it.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

by bloppityblopblop February 18, 2015

pink knob

A clear flaw intentionally placed in a product intended to be shown to a customer or superior during inspection. The idea is to give an obvious, easily fixed problem to the audience for them to focus on and suggest for correction. The person that notices the flaw leaves feeling good that they contributed to the effort or that they saved the effort from the poor souls that worked on it.

I put that pink knob in the flowchart so the boss will feel like he helped define the process.

by Babaganoosh February 5, 2010

Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010

Growling knob job

To moan in a deep tone while giving head so it vibrates my cock in your throat.

My girl gave me a growling knob job last night and I blew my load soooo fast !

by J Hammer007 July 2, 2011