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juice my dick 

A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.
Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!
juice my dick by Cartright September 6, 2005
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Herpes Juice 

Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.
Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.
Herpes Juice by Dorr200789 February 18, 2010

Bougie Juice 

Similar to jungle juice but with a "Bougie" twist. The standard jungle juice recipe is enhanced with pomegranate, agave, acai, and other fruit juices. Only premium alcohols and liquors are used. Bougie juice should only be served in a lead-crystal pitcher to enhance the snobbish qualities of this drink.

Pronunciation: Booh-Gee Juice

Dom: "Damn, Crystal this is some good bougie juice. What did you put in this?"

Crystal: "Oh nothing much, just some Grey Goose, Tanqueray, a splash of Acai juice, and a squeeze of Meyer Lemon."

Dom: "Your such a Bougie Bitch."

Beth: "HA HA HA."
Bougie Juice by Dom C. May 25, 2008

Pulling a Juice WRLD 

To either
A. Overdose on recreational drugs and die
or
B. Have a siezure and die
This is also known as "Pulling a Peep" Or
"Pulling a Mac Miller".
Needless to say, this entire concept is in extremely bad taste.
"Yo, that homie looks like he pulling a Juice WRLD"

Joy juice 

Semen or vaginal secretions.
I can smell her joy juice in your breath.
Joy juice by Jay E. May 25, 2003

The Juice 

1. A type of energy emitted from those of great power and potential.
Ethan melvin has the juice.

Grape juice 

Only cool people drink this shit. Others? Nah
Apple juice? Disgusting
John : i love grape juice
Linda : you must be a cool person
Grape juice by Whizzydot June 20, 2019