matt jones

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006

joneses

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something

I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York

by cheryl August 20, 2003

jones beach syndrome

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009

Allen Jones

"Smooth" as in silk or "Pimp"

Smooth as in "silk"

by Stephanie Bodnar February 8, 2004

Danny Jones

Danny Jones is lead guitarist in McFLY and sings also. His favorite words are rat leg, and homodome He's 5'10, brown hair, aqua green eyes and has straight teeth. He liked older music like bruce springsteen and the beatles. He's 21 as of this year and is dating Mercedes.

Danny Jones is way cool. To bad he has an awesome girlfriend.

by Mechanical Maids December 11, 2008

PacMan Jones

Adam "PacMan" Jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the Tennessee Titans. He can't stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the NFL. Recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.

It's a damn shame for someone talented like PacMan Jones to get into trouble and pay the price.

by McNiggles December 15, 2008

Alex Jones

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012