jon noll

there are not enough words to describe this man, so i’ll just pick 2 descriptors.
1. NBA basketball player

2. PGA golfer

jon noll: the man, the myth, the legend

by animeslayer593 October 12, 2023

jon

a literal angel. someone cool, kind, hilarious, super fun to be around. he's stylish as hell, iconic, and his pick up lines are ALWAYS the best. he will never fail to put a smile on your face, whatever he does. he has the cutest laugh.

damn, that guy is a total jon!

by lullabyy September 11, 2020

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022

motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.

"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"

by MFJ420 June 11, 2023

Jon

Jon is so gay. Sometimes he can be very dramatic. Although he has so many dreams, he never does anything to achieve them. Jon is one of the most loyal friends you can have but doesn’t like to show his soft side. Jon grew up with one leg longer than the other one. Jon can be very feminine. He loves the color pink and loves anime. Many times goes by shockwave, and if you ever see a jon, ask him “tu conoce a shockwave”

Jon is so sexyyyyy

by lequeefers22 May 1, 2022

Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024

General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain

General Jon is so lit

by 102 large haha November 21, 2019