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jonathan

hi im back again and just wanna say that your the most amazing person i’ve ever met and the most cutest and lovable person i’ve ever met, like you don’t understand how much you’ve made me happy since we first met, you made me happier than i ever was and that i thought i’d ever be. and every second i don’t see you i miss you even more 💘💘 and ive never loved anyone like how i loved you because you just mean that much to me. do not change for anyone else !! if you change your personality or your looks for someone imma be mad and upset because your perfect the way you are sweetheart, okay ? okay. i mean i still love you like forever and ever it’s just that if you change only for someone to like you then imma be upset 😪. idk how to show you that i love you because i just love you smmmm ☺️. and like i dont like being this age in love rn, i wanna be with you until the world no longer exists and i just wanna hold you so bad like everytime i don’t see you and everytime like i see something relationship wise it just makes me think of you and it makes me sad because we aren’t usually with eachother :( 💛 i will always always always be here by your side even if you don’t want me to, and if i have to choose between 2 people i’ll keep choosing you and keep on choosing you because i smile everytime i think about you and you make me go uwu and make me so happy like i can’t describe it. you make me feel in a way nobody else can make me feel, and like ugh idc if you say your not cute
i love you jonathan.
by oreocookie November 1, 2019
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Jenitis

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.
Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...
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oily joint

A marijuana cigarette dipped in hash oil, or honey oil, thereby increasing the potency to 10-15 times a regular joint.
I'll be over in a few, I've got some hash oil, if you can come up with a little weed we'll make an oily joint and get blitzed !
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janit

1. to clean
2. what a janitor does for a living
no michael, you cannot play outside until you janit your room.
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Jonathan

Sexy mother fucker who Will always catch a girl by the eye. Caring loving and always have the biggest penis's.
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Jónatan

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