Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .

Damn what a jon(referencing pedo)

by Nigbias August 13, 2020

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon

by BigManJon May 27, 2024

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021