johnny depp

A good actor no one very few people paid any attention to until Pirates Of The Caribbean. Then every one hopped on his dick.

Trick ass ho: OMFG Johnny Depp is soooooo hot!!!11!!!!1

Me: Name a film he was in other than Pirates....

Trick ass ho: ....OMFG Edward Scissorhand!!!1!!1!11!

Me: EVERYONE uses that movie. He's the 4th best actor: Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, Jim Carey

by JamesF1987 October 31, 2007

Johnny B.

When the gentleman has sex with a woman on her back; While choking her single handed; has his big toe inserted into her anus

You want a Johnny B. Baby?

by Sweet Candy Balls September 2, 2010

johnny depp

1. Talented actor and musician. One of the best actors of our generation with such bizarre but well-played roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of Caribbean", etc.

2. Titled to be the 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People magazine in 2003.

1. Johnny Depp's role in 'Sleepy Hollow' was quite magnificent for his brilliant performence, his charisma, and the story inside the legend.

2. Amazingly attractive, Johnny Depp, is one of the charming actors of our time.

by Anon. September 8, 2004

johnny depp

one the few guys who look really really hot in thier 40s and an awesome actor in all of his movies including "once upon a time in mexico" which is one of the best movies ever made.

Jack John Cristopher Depp is clearly an actor i am obsessed with if i know his full name.

by cait June 8, 2004

Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Johnny Depp

v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.

Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?

Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue

was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.

by UrLilSis April 21, 2019