Johnny B. 

When the gentleman has sex with a woman on her back; While choking her single handed; has his big toe inserted into her anus

You want a Johnny B. Baby?

Johnny B. by Sweet Candy Balls September 2, 2010

johnny depp 

1. Talented actor and musician. One of the best actors of our generation with such bizarre but well-played roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of Caribbean", etc.

2. Titled to be the 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People magazine in 2003.

1. Johnny Depp's role in 'Sleepy Hollow' was quite magnificent for his brilliant performence, his charisma, and the story inside the legend.

2. Amazingly attractive, Johnny Depp, is one of the charming actors of our time.

johnny depp by Anon. September 8, 2004

johnny depp 

one the few guys who look really really hot in thier 40s and an awesome actor in all of his movies including "once upon a time in mexico" which is one of the best movies ever made.

Jack John Cristopher Depp is clearly an actor i am obsessed with if i know his full name.

johnny depp by cait June 8, 2004

Johnny on the Twat 

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

Johnny on the Twat by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Johnny Two-Shot 

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

Johnny Two-Shot by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Johnny Depp 

v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.

Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?

Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue

was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.

Johnny Depp by UrLilSis April 21, 2019

Johnny quango 

Another word for “wank”

I walked in on Charlie Having a Johnny quango

Johnny quango by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 6, 2020