Joanne Emily Effect

When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.

Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"

Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"

by And just another guy October 20, 2025

A Joan

A Joan is a person, who only mission in life is to catch whales.

Juan is A Joan because he only wants to catch whales

by Mr.Funnyguy69420 November 24, 2016

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Small Joana

An amazing human being capable of the impossible. The name commonly used is Joana, but the real name is small Joana. It is proven by the law of Wakanda that they are small.

Hey there small Joana!

by Snens of Wakanda May 28, 2019

Dirty Joanie

When you're banging a 50+ year old and make him jizz in a beer can then shotgun the beer

I heard she likes to start her parties off with a good ol Dirty Joanie

by Tuggy69 June 13, 2019

Keira Joan Taylor

She is blonde and and amazing and the most bright,fearless girl I have ever met. She can make your day no matter what. She is soooooo full of liveliness

Girl 1: OMG ITS Keira Joan Taylor
Girl 2: I love her she is the best person ever

by Puffy123 June 17, 2019

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019