Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)
"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008
Get the forced hand job mug.A variation on the blow job in which the man has intercourse with a woman's (or a man's) mouth, grabbing her head and forcing his penis so deep into the receiver's mouth that it goes down the throat, resulting in gagging, choking, and hopefully vomiting on his genitalia. Also, the gagger can voluntarily choke herself on the penis, by thrusting her head back and forth as she attempts to swallow it.
Dude, I'd like nothing more than to make that girl give me a gag job -- just fuck the shit out of her mouth till she barfs all over my cock.
by fripp December 9, 2006
Get the Gag Job mug.To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.
by Randii November 20, 2007
Get the half-ass job mug.When a girl strokes your cock using her thighs.
She had me tied up naked in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed. She put her hands around my neck, like a Muay Thai clinch.
She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts, giving me a great view of her toned muscles and legs. She raised one of her legs and placed her upper thigh underneath my throbbing erection.
She began sliding my cock along her thigh, down to her knee, keeping her hands clinched around my neck the entire time. The sight and feeling of her beautifully built and toned quadriceps rubbing against my sensitive cock was incredible, not to mention the arousal I felt from being immobilized and at her mercy.
She had me tied up naked in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed. She put her hands around my neck, like a Muay Thai clinch.
She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts, giving me a great view of her toned muscles and legs. She raised one of her legs and placed her upper thigh underneath my throbbing erection.
She began sliding my cock along her thigh, down to her knee, keeping her hands clinched around my neck the entire time. The sight and feeling of her beautifully built and toned quadriceps rubbing against my sensitive cock was incredible, not to mention the arousal I felt from being immobilized and at her mercy.
She repeated the process of sliding my cock up and down her thigh until I couldn’t take it anymore. The tingling sensation in my cock was overwhelming, causing the pressure to burst from inside of me as several shots of cum sprayed all over her thigh, trickling downwards all along her beautiful quadriceps muscles.
She wasn’t done, yet, though. She turned away from me and sandwiched my cock between both of her thighs, with her butt pressing up against my groin. She squeezed my cock between her legs and began sliding her butt up and down against me. She was using a different thigh job technique this time.
Once again, the pleasurable sensations overwhelmed me. The tingling inside of my cock was too much to handle as I came for the second time in just a few minutes, spraying numerous shots of cum on the floor, several feet in front of us.
She stepped away and turned around to face me, smiling. She was quite pleased with the results of her work. She cupped my face in her hands and gave me an amazing kiss.
“I think that’s about all you can handle for now. I’m just gonna leave you tied up here until I can figure out what to do with you next.” she said. And just like that, she walked out the door and left me all tied up to her four-poster bed.
She wasn’t done, yet, though. She turned away from me and sandwiched my cock between both of her thighs, with her butt pressing up against my groin. She squeezed my cock between her legs and began sliding her butt up and down against me. She was using a different thigh job technique this time.
Once again, the pleasurable sensations overwhelmed me. The tingling inside of my cock was too much to handle as I came for the second time in just a few minutes, spraying numerous shots of cum on the floor, several feet in front of us.
She stepped away and turned around to face me, smiling. She was quite pleased with the results of her work. She cupped my face in her hands and gave me an amazing kiss.
“I think that’s about all you can handle for now. I’m just gonna leave you tied up here until I can figure out what to do with you next.” she said. And just like that, she walked out the door and left me all tied up to her four-poster bed.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
Get the Thigh job mug.A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
by 30834207 October 5, 2011
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Get the throat job mug.Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
by JamesBeam March 3, 2010
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