unintentional jerking

When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.

Bobert: man i was watchin porn fully clothed last night then all the sudden im naked and jerked it

Capernicus: unintentional jerking, it happens

by capernicus carlos July 25, 2009

Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006

Dump the Jerk

When a man masturbates whilst pooping.

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."

by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

Jerk the cat

The act of regurgitating.

I am totally going to jerk the cat.

by drunkchuck January 2, 2010

jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

by 60 Central February 29, 2008

jerk raise

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

by Ironmaus May 23, 2008

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003