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Jessica walch

Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid
Jessica walch is a mong
by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019
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Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.
by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023
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Jessica Hume

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.
Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.
by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010
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jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
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Jessica Powers

I have never felt so 'jessica powers' in my entire life
They're so 'jessica powers'
That was 'jessica powers'
by highongummyworms May 21, 2022
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Yellow Jessica

Girl: He's been so nice to me.
Girl 2: What did he do to you last night?
Girl: He gave me a total yellow jessica
by some_cunt December 12, 2019
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Jessica Phelps

The most beautiful ginger!! Smartass, loud, somewhat funny sweetheart. Has an out of this world ghetto booty 12 out of 10!!! Wifey material
by Poopkrh June 16, 2019
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