Eastchester High School

a school in Westchester, NY, which is 98% stuck up white kids. There are quite a few groups, which include:
The football team
The other sports (not football)
Smart antisocial kids
Ghetto kids
Wannabe ghetto kids
Theater nerds
Speds
Emo kids and LGBT kids
and much more. The school has no working technology, 3/4 of the teachers have a stick up their ass, and the amount of juuls that have been confiscated are more than any school in the county. It's a fucking mess, but #eaglenation am i right?

*sees kid trying to shove a juul up their ass in class*
"Yep, I'm definitely in Eastchester High School"

by eastchesterhighscuul December 5, 2018

Gas is too high

A statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.

Person 1: You just cut that guy off and ran a red light!

Person 2: Gas is too high.

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Wife: You were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you're sitting there watching TV! Did you forget it was our anniversary?

Husband: Oh, erm... Gas is too high.

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Guy 1: Dude, why did you drop out?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

Guy 1: Instead of sitting there and playing RPGs all day, why don't you go out and meet a member of the opposite sex so you don't end up a virgin for life?

Guy 2: Gas is too high...

by DangitBobbeh123456789 May 24, 2011

Northwest Area High School

A small hick school with kids who either try to act too hood or too redneck. Many pedofile teachers that somehow keep their jobs but it’s all okay. Located on a swamp the building is ready to collapse at any given time.

Oh your kid goes to Northwest Area High School, didn’t that place catch on fire?

by Pork chop November 11, 2018

Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.

If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.

by NinjaShark November 9, 2010

hightail

To flee.

Once I saw the cops, I hightailed it out of there.

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

chelsea high school

A school in Chelsea, Al that is made up of about 80% rich white kids, 10% black people, and 10% backwoods hicks that somehow got zoned into the school system. Chelsea High School is known for having the best weed out of any school in the Birmingham Metro

Chelsea High School is the place to be if you wanna get stoned before class.

by YellowBanana July 22, 2015

Guitar Hero High

When playing to much guitar hero and you seem to notice the tv getting stretched out and the walls moving uncontrollably.

Man I had such a Guitar Hero High last night.

Freebird gives me such a guitar hero high, I couldn't even stand up afterwards.

by Sean-Bon November 18, 2007