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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007
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Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
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Electric Handshake

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.

It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
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Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"
by JenJen77 February 3, 2010
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
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Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.
"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."
by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011
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