Another word for Masturbate.
"Friend 1: Dude get out the bathroom and do the manly handshake in your own damn house
Friend 2: Shut it F*** Face."
Friend 2: Shut it F*** Face."
by Fred Gonz September 03, 2006
A neutral sexual act between to heterosexual males. Where one man who is very sexually aroused by a woman or an event and feels that self-gratification by masturbation will not satisfy him. That man might requests another man, generally a close friend to perform the act masturbating him instead. This will give the man two free hands to touch him during said act. This can also include two men or more doing this simultaneously at the same time. This particular act of having another person masturbates you are believed to feel more sexually stimulating then if you were to perform it yourself.
The origins of this act supposedly date back to the Vietnam War although some believe for it to be much older and dating back to WWI.
It involves two men hiding in a foxhole with bombs going off overhead. Both fearing that they might not make it threw the night and that they might never see their girlfriends again. They decide to masturbate each other while they fantasize about their girlfriends back home.
There have been certain rules lay down for this act.
1. There is to be no eye contact.
2. There is to be no verbal communication. If the recover requests the person to speed up, slow down, grip tighter, grip softer or to let go. These are done threw taps on the shoulder or over non verbal communications.
The origins of this act supposedly date back to the Vietnam War although some believe for it to be much older and dating back to WWI.
It involves two men hiding in a foxhole with bombs going off overhead. Both fearing that they might not make it threw the night and that they might never see their girlfriends again. They decide to masturbate each other while they fantasize about their girlfriends back home.
There have been certain rules lay down for this act.
1. There is to be no eye contact.
2. There is to be no verbal communication. If the recover requests the person to speed up, slow down, grip tighter, grip softer or to let go. These are done threw taps on the shoulder or over non verbal communications.
After three weeks of me missing my girlfriend my buddy gave me a foxhole handshake while I looked at her picture.
by tedbr076 February 13, 2009
When a female says hello using her vagina.
They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.
You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.
See also: slore, easy, slut, whore
They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.
You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.
See also: slore, easy, slut, whore
by youwasright October 21, 2014
Upon greeting a lady, a gentleman must place his hand in her cleavage and shake his hand to and fro to shake her breasts. To not do so is a horrible insult.
by the london gentleman November 13, 2013
When your Human Resources professor grabs and violently shakes your genitalia with one hand, while they subsequently give you a B for the semester.
I thought I would be more pissed about getting a B in HR, but my balls hurt too much from my professor's silver handshake to care about grades.
by Avrum Shmuel December 17, 2010
by WheatonWhitie69 September 08, 2010
A form of greeting first made popular on Chicago's South Side during the 1920's.
As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
BANG! BANG!
"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"
"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand
like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick
in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"
"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"
"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."
"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself
a Chicago Handshake."
"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"
"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand
like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick
in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"
"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"
"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."
"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself
a Chicago Handshake."
by Ghost Car Operator April 15, 2020