When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.
Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!
by Asna February 13, 2009
by andytherat666 December 25, 2020
catholic high school in hicksville, long island where the girls are really easy, act like total hoe bags and take it upon themselves to alter the dress code (always have incredibly short skirts & their top buttons are never done) the guys sports teams suck. The students here aren't known for there knowledge but instead their excessive drinking and are always good for some weed.
by shugabunsz October 30, 2006
1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).
by Googie Whithers June 27, 2010
Another word for holy crap.
by turtle233333333 June 29, 2010
When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.
by Luneunion January 28, 2018
A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
by Grace Bose November 20, 2019