A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
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a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".
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After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.
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