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cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date
Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.
by Grif-dog October 9, 2007
mugGet the cheesy goosemug.

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023
mugGet the Goose neckmug.

Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020
mugGet the Goose fuckermug.

goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.
by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016
mugGet the goose chillsmug.

Goose Wayne

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies
by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020
mugGet the Goose Waynemug.

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
mugGet the Speedy Goosemug.

Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!
by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019
mugGet the Goose Flavamug.

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